The easiest way to shower with a goat

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I’d like to see you move up to the goat class, where I think you belong.
Philip K. Dick

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That actually sounds awesome.

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Only $200 on Amazon!

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The plot is more or less what I expected, according to this review:

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Or if the product is marketed at goats, “Michael Jackson not included.”

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I am so sick of people throwing their money away renting shower goats!

If you shower with it 3 times or more a week it’s MUCH cheaper to own your shower goat!

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http://imgur.com/ko4o8C2

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you know, the most difficult way involves getting naked with Donald Trump and Satan.

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Why do you hate capitalism!?

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I’m reminded of Lonesome Dove (the book), where the Hat Creek Cattle Company’s sign specifically notes that they don’t rent pigs. As Gus observes, “A man wants to rent a pig, I don’t want to know why”.

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