Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/02/17/the-easiest-way-to-shower-with.html
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More Michael Jackson evidence ?
Is the name of that product also the phonetic spelling of how 45 pronounces “China”?
It says “Unique Whitening Formulation” right there on the bottle.
I am SO glad that that is a nanny-goat.
{existential shudder}
It could be much worse: at least they didn’t switch the Ns and Gs in the name.
Okay, you know what? I don’t shower with a goat because it’s EASY. I do it because it’s the right thing to do.
I built that bridge there, but do they call me Johnny the Bridge Builder? No. I played the bugle for 15 years, but do they call me Johnny the Bugler? No. But take a shower with one goat…
Yes. By God, Yes. It’s time someone finally stood up for the goats and the people who love them and the people who love goat hygiene.
The goat looks pretty darned white to me. Just sayin’…
You people make fun, but I don’t know how I’d be washing myself below my waist without my shower goat thanks to my back problems. Maybe when they start renting shower goats beyond the west coast cities people will understand how therapeutic it is.
Why a goat?
"One Star! Tried product in regular hot-shower, just a NORMAL hot shower. Product started to clump in my hair LIKE BOILED EGGS OR SOMETHING!!! SO GROSS!!!
Also smelled like bleach but did not affect hair color. Does make my skin look beautiful.
FOLLOW UP EDIT: I HAD A MIRACLE BABY THAT LOOKS LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON AFTER USING THIS PRODUCT!!!"
Read the small print: “goat not included.”
#NotAllWhiteGoats
You obviously can’t follow directions. This shampoo is only for use at the seaside, at sunset, and the goat is for drying your hair on.