WATCH: Crazy sheep that runs and attacks many people


#1

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Huffing Boing Boing
#2

Goat’s just pissed off that people are calling him a sheep. Can you blame him?


#3

Isn’t it hilarious when aggravated animals act out? Lots of LOLs there


#4

GOAT SIMULATOR: THE MOVIE

(Focus groups determined changing the goat to a sheep would sell more tickets)


#5

At 1:23, goat goes after officer who has a gun. Officer does not shoot goat. How is this possible?


#6

Simple – it was filmed outside the good ol’ USA.


#7

That there sheepgoat is an asshole.


#8

Not in the US?


#9

Judging from the Brazilian-spec cars, license plates, police uniform and, well, language, I want to say not in the US. Citation needed and all that.

These guys are not very good at goat kicking, are they? I’ll wait for the inevitable Street Fighter-themed remix.


#10

You don’t even need any of that. Just the fact that a domestic animal looked cross-eyed at a cop and didn’t get shot tells you that it’s not in the US.


#11

Forget it Jake. It’s not-in-the-USAtown.


#12

I saw that fist the other day


#13

I thought it was the trailer for Borat II: Day of Reckoning.


#14

I don’t think I would feel too bad slitting that thing’s throat. After it headbutted me of course. I have a history with goats. The only good goat is a goat wrapped in pita on a bed of lettuce and tomatoes and drizzled with tzatziki and crumbled feta.


#15

I work on a farm. Many, many sheep are assholes, and some breeds are nearly as annoying as goats (not AS annoying obviously because, well, goats. Canny bad though).


#16

Have you ever tried to kick a goat?


#17

Fortunately, I’ve been privileged enough to never find myself in the sort of situation where goat-kicking seems like the best course of action. “How about no” is my default stance on kicking goats, for now.

Why you ask? Got any tips?


#18

Honestly? Climb a tree. That way you can kick downwards. ‘How about no’ is a good phrase vis-a-vis goats, in my opinion.


#19

Thank you! That was inevitable. But why leave out the cop, I wonder? That was a solid two-hit combo right there.


#20

Also, canny use of the Guile Theme Goes With Everything strategy. Blanka’s wouldn’t work as well.