Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/07/28/the-emoji-movie-sucks-but-the.html
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Wow something that would make Adam Sandler seem watchable… that is pretty low.
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Why the current trend in simple, obvious movie titles for terrible movies?
Emoji Movie
Horrible Bosses
Office Christmas Party
Fist Fight
How far are we from “Ow, My Balls”?
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Wouldn’t the appropriate movie review be an emoji itself?
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I guess this one would work.
Or
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I’m sure it will be out of theaters and streaming or on $5 disc within a month or two. I’d try to see if it’s “so bad it’s good” or ironically view it then.
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This… @frauenfelder cinema this awful is best seen when you can shout back at it with friends and you have libations of choice at hand.
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The evident horror that it is – having sat through a few instance of its trailers, it feels like I’ve already glimpsed into the abyss – makes me want to see it too. There’s something evidently dark about it.
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I love the fact it just jumped up to 3% with a “positive” review of “Positive messages, but colorful adventure is only “meh.””
I believe it is 
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My favourite:
The Poochie of movies.
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So is TJ Miller the Shelley Long of this generation?
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Oh man I hope this gets Flop-Housed…
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Maybe the next series of Mystery Science Theater 3000 will have it!
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I might pirate this.
Have you seen any of the Jackass movies?
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The one with George C. Scott or Hans Moleman?
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a fistful of testicles
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Can’t wait for it to show up at the Brew&View. Maybe in a double feature with the infamous Food Fight?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foodfight!
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