The Emoji Movie sucks, but the reviews are awesome


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/07/28/the-emoji-movie-sucks-but-the.html


#2

Wow something that would make Adam Sandler seem watchable… that is pretty low.


#3

Why the current trend in simple, obvious movie titles for terrible movies?

Emoji Movie
Horrible Bosses
Office Christmas Party
Fist Fight

How far are we from “Ow, My Balls”?


#4

Wouldn’t the appropriate movie review be an emoji itself?


#5

I guess this one would work.
:nauseated_face:

Or
:face_vomiting:


#6

I’m sure it will be out of theaters and streaming or on $5 disc within a month or two. I’d try to see if it’s “so bad it’s good” or ironically view it then.


#7

This… @frauenfelder cinema this awful is best seen when you can shout back at it with friends and you have libations of choice at hand.


#8

The evident horror that it is – having sat through a few instance of its trailers, it feels like I’ve already glimpsed into the abyss – makes me want to see it too. There’s something evidently dark about it.


#9

I love the fact it just jumped up to 3% with a “positive” review of “Positive messages, but colorful adventure is only “meh.””


#10

I believe it is :poop:


#11

My favourite:

The Poochie of movies.


#12

So is TJ Miller the Shelley Long of this generation?


#13

Oh man I hope this gets Flop-Housed…


#14

Maybe the next series of Mystery Science Theater 3000 will have it!


#15

I might pirate this.


#16

Have you seen any of the Jackass movies?


#17

The one with George C. Scott or Hans Moleman?


#18

a fistful of testicles


#19

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#20

Can’t wait for it to show up at the Brew&View. Maybe in a double feature with the infamous Food Fight?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foodfight!