Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/04/11/the-end-of-an-era-o-j-simpson-hertzs-speedy-messenger-dies-at-76.html
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Wearing my gloves at half hand.
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is there an endless loop for a white bronco in hell?
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The commercials typically featured Simpson running through an airport or other location, highlighting Hertz’s fast and efficient rental car service.
Going fast is the only way to get ahead.
[I’ll show myself out]
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I guess he never found the real killer
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Aren’t the real killers the friends we made along the way?
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I only today learned that for the trial he had stopped taking arthritis medication that reduced swelling in his hand.
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For the funeral, they should load the coffin into a white Bronco and drive it very slowly through the streets of LA, followed by half the LAPD.
It would be both dignified and appropriate.
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Someone call 911. There has been a murder. Mark gutted OJ’s “legacy” with an obit comprised of a few old ad campaigns.
But Mark will probably get off scot-free like someone we know.
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(I was debating whether or not to even post an image of that guy but this one seems like an ok compromise. And the sarcasm is clear enough, right?)
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Cut down before he could find “the killers”. Now we’ll never know who did it.
Enjoy your Bronco ride to hell, OJ.
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I figured he was already gone. Did the neighbors finally notice the odor or something?
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“Hey, that’s my lucky stabbin hat!”
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the bbs now oneboxes youtube videos instead of embedding them?
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