The end of an era: O.J. Simpson, Hertz's speedy messenger, dies at 76

[frauenfelder]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/04/11/the-end-of-an-era-o-j-simpson-hertzs-speedy-messenger-dies-at-76.html

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[anon86928381]

Wearing my gloves at half hand.

[theophrastus]

is there an endless loop for a white bronco in hell?

[ikeOnABike]

[derioderio]

So does this mean murder is illegal again in Califormia?

[gracchus]

The commercials typically featured Simpson running through an airport or other location, highlighting Hertz’s fast and efficient rental car service.

Going fast is the only way to get ahead.

[I’ll show myself out]

[elliotk]

I guess he never found the real killer

[sqlrob]

Aren’t the real killers the friends we made along the way?

[raines]

I only today learned that for the trial he had stopped taking arthritis medication that reduced swelling in his hand.

[angusm]

For the funeral, they should load the coffin into a white Bronco and drive it very slowly through the streets of LA, followed by half the LAPD.

It would be both dignified and appropriate.

[Wordsworth_Little]

Someone call 911. There has been a murder. Mark gutted OJ’s “legacy” with an obit comprised of a few old ad campaigns.

But Mark will probably get off scot-free like someone we know.

[Otherbrother]

(I was debating whether or not to even post an image of that guy but this one seems like an ok compromise. And the sarcasm is clear enough, right?)

[ficuswhisperer]

Cut down before he could find “the killers”. Now we’ll never know who did it.

Enjoy your Bronco ride to hell, OJ.

[anon61221983]

[DenverLett]

I figured he was already gone. Did the neighbors finally notice the odor or something?

[Grey_Devil]

[ddmone]

“Hey, that’s my lucky stabbin hat!”

✂️ Stabbin'

[jerwin]

the bbs now oneboxes youtube videos instead of embedding them?

[Melizmatic]

[anon61221983]

The one time white folks might have had a point (FD Signifier)

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