The first reported case of triphallia (triple penis) in a human

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Pity, he could have been the first guy to sign his name in the snow in triplicate.

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If it was I wasn’t aware of this. (And if so I apologize for spreading fake news.)

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This was my thought… Unfortunately multiple congenital anatomic abnormalities rarely are complication free. I wouldn’t be surprised if there are neurologic or cardiac issues just waiting to be discovered.

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I can’t tell you how long I had my cursor hovering over the story before clicking.

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Readers of the man’s biography were annoyed to learn that of the two penises he referred to, one was anatomical and the other was his roommate.

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I was under the impression that’s supernumerary nipples only surfaced on the milk lines (broadly armpit to groin).

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Triphallia? Like a dick, but 3 times? Check this one out! Matt Gaetz - Wikipedia

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Penipodes.

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I’ve read of, in one instance, the supernumerary nipple occurring on the sole of the foot.

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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There is an AMA (with pictures) by a guy with diphallia (side-by-side) if anybody wants to learn more.

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Yes, I’ve heard that this is actually very common - the mysterious ‘mole’.

In a community of “happy mutants” I was surprised that the vast majority of this thread is commenters providing dick jokes, most being masculine cisnormative. Appreciate hearing some words that may be helpful to people with regard to the genitals they are born with which taps into health and gender identity issues.

Thanks

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Roger Stone has a Dick on his back.

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Why wasn’t Roger Stone the first reported case of triphallia? Two dicks on a dick should count

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As long as it doesn’t trigger magnetic mines. Rather unique road hazard of the region.

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“not penii. Penii is the plural of penius”

Wasn’t Trump a stable penius?

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This thread was set up specifically for dick jokes. Even the boingboing staff does not rise above it. Alas, I am not firm enough in my convictions to challenge it. Thankfully you are an upstanding member of society willing to call them out.

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I’ve seen tons of porn where there’s three penises in a human.

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