The funniest rebuttal to the vegetarian argument

I feel bad every time I put more gas in my car. I feel bad when I buy something stored in plastic. I feel bad when I have to buy some new piece of technology because the old one isn’t supported anymore despite that it works fine.

Death by a thousand cuts.

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Not if you don’t cut anything out.

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I’m not sure I heard any argument for eating meat in this skit. I heard a demand, but no actual reason.

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Well, if you want to be pedantic, there is a reason given in the skit. One character’s argument for eating meat is because he cooked a vegetarian meal for his friend, and he now expects a meal that includes meat in return. The reason argued for eating meat in the skit is a tit for tat argument.

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Random strangers on the internet are not talking to, or about, “you in real life.” They’re talking to, and about, the character you perform for them by posting things. If there is a hidden “you” somewhere else, that’s not actually relevant to any discussion we can possibly have here.

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Have I not said that multiple times that the misinterpretation of who I am is my fault?

I’m not framing myself as a victim, and even if I am its through my own poor choice of words. I said something stupid and inaccurate. As a result people responded with an appropriate level of anger.

Like, how many times can I say, “hey, dude, I don’t really do that in real life. I was just being glib. Since you have no frame of reference on who I am, I can understand why you’d respond this way. The whole thing was my fault.”

Any way, friend, you’re entitled to your opinion. I’ve said sorry; I’ve said it was my fault; I’ve even tried to be convivial through it all.

I’m not even upset now. Lol If anything, I’m upset with myself for writing the post to begin with. I didn’t want to bring any grief or negativity into anyone’s life, much less my own.

I really don’t know what else I can say.

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Dogs are also considered to be invasive and destructive, while we’re on the topic.

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I was wondering the order:

“ As such, they have become the third worst human-introduced predators after cats and rats.”

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Ok.

I apologize for my clumsy reply. There’s a whole lot of human prejudice out there…it even seems to spill over into the way we look at animals…

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I didn’t think of your reply that way at all. You were just adding to the conversation.

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This melee is still goin’, huh?

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I’m going to take that to mean that I can still have a fry-up from time to time.
It’s an ancient British tradition!

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I’m a vegetarian by proxy.

Most of what I eat only eats vegetables.

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Frank furters are okay.
It’s those cagey furters you’ve gotta look out for.

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