The Gallery of Just Plain Assholes (Part 1)

RAPID CITY, S.D. (WKRC) - A defeated South Dakota House of Representatives candidate is facing a sexual assault allegation.

Bud Marty May, 37, was arrested on Nov. 13 and charged with second-degree rape. He appeared in court Tuesday.

Court documents say he used “force, coercion, or threats of immediate and great bodily injury” to rape the woman in “multiple ways” in a bar bathroom stall.

The victim claims he told her, “I am 6’8”, white, it is all consensual."

According to the police report, officers found the woman hiding behind the bar counter with dirt, blood, and an abrasion on her face.

She apparently told them that the blood was May’s, who was in an altercation earlier in the day.

May ran as a Republican candidate for one of two South Dakota House seats in the 2022 election.

The winning candidates were his mother, incumbent Elizabeth May (R) and Peri Pourier (D).

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Wait, Sweden is a wasteland? That would come as news to a whole bunch of Swedes! Most of us dream of the level of happiness enjoyed there.

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I’ve heard Swedes from Stockholm say that about Malmo.

Then again, Malmo would be a really nice city by US standards.

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From what the poster said, it would appear Sweden is a wasteland because of its dearth of young teenagers you’re allowed to have sex with. Terrible people are terrible.

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To KR: No problem at all, in fact. None of them murdered two people and maimed a third, so they are all way ahead of you, murderer.

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That’s what I hear on Finnish news. Especially about their gang problem usually in the contest of rising problem of Finnish gangs.

Malmö AFAIK has bombing problem.

https://yle.fi/news/18-73249

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I guess that’s why Finns rank #1 in happiness. They are happy they don’t live in Malmö!

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8,658 Years…

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But, hey!, eligible for parole in only four millenia!

Jim Carrey Chance GIF

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Cyber tea leaf readers, With AI Augmentation! No wonder the Ottawa Police dithered for weeks before the federal government ended it.

I bet that there’s a lot of companies now selling similar nonsense.

“Polly – our patented AI – uses the trillions of available public online posts she monitors every day to accurately predict what will happen in your specific market – by region, demographic and audience,” ASI’s website states.

Hm. Tempting to dig for the patent docs to see what kind of magic diagrams it has.

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“Based on the twin scientific principles of star maths and wishy thinking.”

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Ugh. I feel dirty having read that. Of course, with quote from Matt Walsh and Candice Owens, there was no way around that. It’s accurate though. “We feel very put upon because people are trying to blame us for other people doing exactly what we have been telling them needs doing. How dare they?”

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Did it get their creative juices flowing? :face_vomiting:

Oh man…

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sorry for the Twitter link

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If it’s the NYC Marathon, I’m all for it. Let him run until his heart explodes.

“They love you Donny! They want to see you run! Here, wear this new pair of Yeezys!”

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