The Gallery of Just Plain Assholes

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But I thought corporations were people?

Sigh. I can’t keep all this shit straight anymore.

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Only when advantageous either financially or from a power standpoint. It’s a very special kind of peopleness that can be turned off and on at will.

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Then it follows…if I incorporate myself…no corporation can ever sue me?

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Well, if one discorporates, no-one can sue you for ever.

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C.f., Purdue Pharma

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I guess I just wasn’t made to be a Republican. The ongoing inconsistency and hypocrisy just drives me crazy.

It must be mentally exhausting where every single thing needs to be twisted or inverted entirely to fit such a narrow world view.

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Nah, it’s easy. Just favor everything that benefits you personally and let the world burn.

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It helps to have no moral center, I guess?

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Less moral and more nougat

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How many ass-kisses to get to the center of a Conservative-Pop?

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The world does not WANT to ever know.

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But they hate illegal immigration! /s

But seriously, my daughter had a friend (with 2 siblings) years ago, whose parents had adopted them from the Marshall Islands. If he’s been doing this since the late 90s, I wonder if the birth mothers were coerced? :flushed:

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The KFC Doubledown of shit sandwiches, because the shit constitutes the sandwich components traditionally composed of bread.

Speaking of shit…

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That’s… triggering? Like all the male HS bullies in every John Hughes’ films…

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Quick answer: Yes.

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