The Gallery of Just Plain Assholes

Menstruation that doesn’t lead to conception, perhaps.

Every egg is sacred,
Every egg is great
If an egg is wasted
The GOP gets quite irate.

Let the lefties pass theirs
But they will be surprised
Trump shall make them pay for
Each egg un-fertilized.

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IANAL, but wouldn’t this be a Bill of Attainder?

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It’s more complex, he’s retroactively dating all copyrights for companies with a valuation of 150 billion USD which is a violation of the Berne Convention and it’s basically the government taking away property without compensation which is also another major hurdle (this one is baked into the Constitution itself). It’s hilarious since honestly we should repeal some of our copyright laws but nothing in his bill will ever get that far and it’s clear the intention is to stir the pot rather than actually address the excesses of copyright and intellectual property.

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To be fair, Bills of Attainder are baked in as well, and into every single state constitution. Likely in anticipation of asshats like Hawley.

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“‘They obviously came with intent to rile up a crowd of people,’ says Kim (not their real name), who was present and tried to de-escalate the conflict. ‘They started out being like, ‘all you fags are going to hell.’ … Once they saw that they were getting a reaction they escalated,’” reported Matt Baume. “The rhetoric wasn’t religious, Kim says — just hateful. There were around fifty to sixty people standing in line for the bar, and tensions quickly flared. Eventually, one woman ran out of the crowd to kick the group’s portable speaker, and that’s when the pepper spray came out.”

According to the report, police were summoned, but did not arrest any of the people who had been shouting slurs or deployed pepper spray — but did arrest the woman who kicked over the portable speaker, after they alleged this was a religious hate crime.

“‘I did not observe or gather evidence that proved this was biased,’ wrote an officer, who was not identified, in a report. They added, ‘I concluded my investigation by explaining to both groups that people are free to make statements and that they need to work on respecting each other statements and views.’”

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Shocked, not that shocked gif goes here. :face_vomiting:

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Anyone asked this asshole what exactly is in the bill that isn’t currently covered/protected by Roe V Wade? Can he even answer that question?
I’m going to guess no, since the explicit purpose of the bill is to replicate and codify Roe V Wade’s protections in a law.
If you want to cover your ass from both sides of the aisle, Joe, you’re going to need something bigger than this teeny-tiny fig leaf.

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Confession?

(And most of the banning happened after Jan 6.)

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how high wtf GIF

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Sure dudes.

Threats to kill mean nothing? I’m sure you’ll feel the same if your children or mother receives them. We know that Tucker thinks just demonstrating is illegal.

Also - please provide documentation that not being sanctioned for making death threats lowers the violence rate.

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Right, off to threaten Greenwald and his family after deepfaking his face onto some fairly depraved porn.

/s (because I’m not a mouthpiece for fascists and oligarchs)

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‘We’ve all made mistakes,’ says golf great Greg Norman of Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi’s murder

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Wow Glenn, that is some mighty tortuous pretzel logic!

If creeps don’t watch porn or Tweet violent threats, then they “have no choice” but to commit violence??

Man, go fuck yourself! And do it to Tucker the Wig too – he clearly has a crush on you.

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Let’s not argue about who killed who.

Man, pro golfers really want to suck up to Saudi oligarchs.

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This was me watching that bile:

pilsner urquell wtf GIF by MALL.TV
According to Tucker’s logic, anyone who hasn’t tweeted him a death threat is more of a suspect than anyone who has, if something should come to pass. :roll_eyes:

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“I haven’t had a personal conversation with MBS, I’ve never met the guy, but at the same time I do read that the Saudi government has made their statements and comments about it and they want to move forward,” Norman said Wednesday.

Oh, well that’s fine then. /s

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