The Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes (Part 1)

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Well, he’s not wrong

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What about the spot where he was shot, beaten and hung upside down?

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Technically correct, the best kind of correct?

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This is why you dump the corpses of world-famous scumbags in the ocean or in an unmarked grave (preferably at a crossroads with a stake through the heart). Give them a proper burial and they become vampire kings, drawing in their weak-willed thralls like flies.

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I know, no shocker, but wait. She represents… wait for it…

Snowflake AZ.!

I have to find humor where I can. This assholery has to stop.

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The black doll has a label instructing consumers to “grab it firmly by the legs and find a wall to slam the doll.”

"And as you whack the ‘feel good doll,’ do not forget to yell ‘I FEEL GOOD, I FEEL GOOD,’ " the label reads.

Wow. Just unbelievable. Yet, here they are.

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Fuck, my nonprofit recently inherited a project called the Leadership Initiative (changed from Leadership Institute because our org name has “Institute” in it) and my first pass at a logo looked almost exactly like that. I’m glad my boss rejected it for thinking people would connect it to Long Island…

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More drum-beating on the Right in my phone’s newsfeed. This time from the Clarion Project, part of Islamophobia industry.

https://clarionproject.org/sign-our-petition-to-designate-antifa-as-a-terror-organization/

https://umbraxenu.no-ip.biz/mediawiki/index.php/Category:Clarion_Project

eta: from their page:

Antifa members burn an American flag at a protest in Washington, D.C. in August 2019

Take a close look at that “American flag”. Is Clarion willfully blind or showing their true colors. and where did they get a time machine??

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GOP trouble in rural Va.

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A 26-year-old billionaire is building virtual border walls — and the federal government is buying


Spoiler alert: it’s Palmer Luckey.

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Just remember Boeing did it first. Not a promotion but a reminder of how shitty they are as a company.

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It’s the only note they know how to play, and by god, they’re going to play it as loudly as fucking possible.

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Four horsewomen, you yobbos!

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Some assholes made ‘Dammit dolls’ into something racist; color me shocked.


I hope they get the shit sued out of them, to boot.

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Can’t they just take out a payday loan?

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“How can we make slamming a child-sized doll into the wall more problematic?”

Yeah, they fucking nailed it.

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To be fair, ‘dammit dolls’ weren’t supposed to be marketed to kids, they were meant to be novelty toys/stress relievers for adults.

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Better dolls than kids.

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I can believe that, but then maybe their marketing tag shouldn’t read like a fluffy domestic violence ad.

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