The Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes (Part 1)

There’s always an election somewhere.

11 Likes

What the actual FUCK:

19 Likes

The chilling part is that people don’t normally happen to be carrying battery acid around as a matter of circumstance. The attacker was looking for a victim.

16 Likes

Exactly. That’s premeditated as fuck.

14 Likes
13 Likes

In the voice of Robert Smith (A Forest)

1 Like

Tuesday. November 5. If you are in one of the off-off year states, do not let the usual apathy take hold. Let us use this opportunity to give a solid middle finger to the right wing fascist trumpublicans and motivate our brethren in less crazy states.

10 Likes

Yes. Sports figures (like Suzuki and Zimmerman) are as dumb as they often reveal themselves to be.

5 Likes
7 Likes

My idea of just having fun means I am at least 100 miles from hair leader.

6 Likes

Source not cited, but he works for Buzzfeed which I read liberated the Mueller memos by FOIA.

9 Likes
11 Likes
11 Likes

Meanwhile, in the Gorkaverse…

Remember when people were suggesting playing copyrighted music at Nazi rallies to prevent them from being able to post them on YouTube? Turns out the morons will just do it themselves.

12 Likes

Obligs:

8 Likes

The music video for Radioactive is a freaking trip, I tell you what.

4 Likes
6 Likes
11 Likes

I am convinced that trumpakins in rural 'murica have no f’ing idea what that phrase even means.

“Sounds like a furin car 'ma.”

7 Likes

It sounds like a question on one of the pre-packaged Foreign Corrupt Practices Act compliance training packages:

“The president of your company joins you on a sales call to Ukraine to finalize a $221M deal to supply widgets to a company there. As you are about to finalize the deal, your colleague tells the CEO of the Ukrainian company, ‘I want you to do me a favor, though,’ then asks him to pull some strings to get a rival company’s executive investigated for corruption.
Do you:
A) Leave the room so that they can have some privacy for doing crime
B) Record the conversation to use as leverage for a raise
C) Report the incident to your company’s compliance department
D) Report the incident to the FBI
E) Do nothing; that’s just how business is done here”

12 Likes