The Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes (Part 1)

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You gotta explain what “libety” is first. I need to know my choices.

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“Libety” = libations. So drinks are on the house!

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It’s even better if you read the English lyrics:

ENGLISH LYRICS:
I have a toe ring that matches hers.
Saying I will never take it off, I wonder how long my promise will last.
I hold her hand with my right hand.
No matter when, I’ll always keep my grip, tightly.

My toes, with red pedicure, feel cold at their tip.
I spin around in circles in my pointe shoes.
I’m doing what everyone else is doing. Not only do I not want to think,
I also feel more at ease this way.
I like this. I like this very much.

I laugh. I allow myself to laugh.
When I open my mouth, the tip of my tongue has a cut.
I laugh. I allow myself to laugh.
I open my mouth and curl my tongue to expose its underside.

Even my crying face is faked crying. I am Liar Betty.

The sugar cubes I’m chewing in my mouth are sweet,
but the teeth on the right side of my mouth are aching.

I had some secret talk with that girl.
Saying I will never divulge it, I wonder how long my promise will last.
I linked my pinkie with hers and made a promise.
The two of us, in a quiet voice, promised.

My toenails, with their pedicure peeled off, become sharp and pointy.
The laces of my pointe shoes have snapped.
Everyone’s looking at me. Not only do they not understand a thing,
they’re making me feel very uncomfortable.
I don’t know anything. Don’t ask me anything.

I hate this. I hate this so much that I’m crying.
The darkness I’m trying to toss away is very dim.
I hate this. I hate this so much that I’m crying.
The bottom of this darkness I’m trying to toss away is very cold.

Even my crying face is faked crying.
I am Liar Betty.

This tasteless chewing gum tastes bitter.
I blew a bubble, but it popped.

Before, we used to be able to walk together in synchronization.
Now that I’m tripping, would it be okay
if I take off these shoes and walk barefoot?

No one’s here. No one’s here. Why?
I’m all alone. I’m scared of even someone’s stare.
No one’s here. No one’s here. Why?
I’m all alone. Now I want even someone’s stare.

Even my crying face is faked crying. I am Liar Betty.

The stirred milk tea is lukewarm.
My fingers slipped and the milk tea spilled.

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Then both, def for sure!!

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I guess the word “boogaloo” just means “sequel” here, as in Civil War II: Knuckledragger Boogaloo

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Drinks for trans people!

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Snag, tag tag tag, index…

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Tangential, but I feel like someone at Newsweek might be in the tank for Trump…

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‘Boogaloo’ is either a dance that’s no longer hip, or a subpar sequel to something that wasn’t all that great to begin with.

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It was also Ringo’s swipe at Paul. Though he denies it now.

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So everyone else was mad at Paul?

( I don’t know much Beatles history, other than some people still blame Yoko Ono and her bad music for breaking up the band.)

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At least he got a decent song out of it.

Everyone had to have been angry at the others at some point. Apparently- they all had to call Ringo and convince him to come back for the last album. He’d had enough. But it wasn’t working without him.

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in an interview I heard with George he said they were all pretty tired of being The Beatles and we’re pretty much doing their own thing at the end anyway.

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John Lennon (or John and Yoko) wrote “How Do You Sleep”, and he didn’t pull punches.

McCartney’s album RAM had one on there poking a stick at John I think.

Sounds like a Quentin Tarentino movie. Everybody pulled their triggers.

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IIRC Lennon called McCartney’s old-timey piano songs “granny music”

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Ouch; shots fired.

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Accredited by the White House no less.

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Remember some new commenters trying to say this guy was a decent and innocent man?

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