The Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes (Part 1)

Unfortunately, they’ll end up taking a lot of innocent bystanders with them… assholes.

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That’s what really pisses me off and scares me too; fucking stupid self-sabotaging humans apparently determined to self-destruct, as long as they can take people they don’t like down with them.

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“It’s FREE. Give me five dollars.”

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I think of that story every time i see that stupid “Molon Labe” bumper sticker around here. Idiots.

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Yes, the GOP shpuld certainly do this. (/s) Thing is, just as antivaxxers put the rest of us at risk, idiots like the ones who fall for scams like this shit do also. Wash your hands, use sanitizer and get the shot when it becomes available. “Immunity boosters” are scams and useless.

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The deep state, man, they can get to anyone! /s

weird-al-foil

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“ InfoWars didn’t respond to a request for comment. An article on the InfoWars website claimed that Jones was “caught up in a Travis Co. DWI dragnet” after being pulled over for speeding. In the story, Jones said he had been “drinking a small amount of sake at a Japanese restaurant.”

But an arrest affidavit filed in court paints a different picture. According to the report, Jones’ wife called the sheriff’s department on Monday night to report a “family disturbance” between her and Jones. Jones’ wife added that he had possibly been drinking, according to the report.

“The disturbance now was only verbal but earlier in the day it ‘was physical,’” the affidavit reads.”

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It wasn’t Alex Jones who hit her, though. It was the character he plays, a rascal named “Alex Jones.” /s

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Roight!

We’ll arrest them both then.

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I’m picturing a police lineup with Alex Jones, “Alex Jones,” Alex Jones, and Alex Jones. Or, as they say in Harris County, The Usual Suspects.

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If one turns out to be innocent- we can just split the baby and let him go free.

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Missing from that story is:

“…following his self-quarantine aboard Air Force One on Monday after he had been in close contact with President Donald Trump — in the same car on the way to the flight — Gaetz hit the road and skipped staying in a hotel, electing instead to spend the night in a Walmart parking lot.”

“I slept in a Walmart parking lot somewhere off [Interstate] 85” - BusinessInsider

Idiot. Although I do love the idea of a congress critter slumming in a parking lot.

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It’s very Florida. He’s just representing his district.

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luxury

does he know it’s cheating if he goes in the store to use the restroom and buy snacks

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He was seen tooling around the parking lot in an electric scooter drinking wine from a Pringles can.

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Hey, what Matthew wants, Matthew Gaetz!

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