The Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes (Part 1)

Limit access to it, like the Dead Sea Scroll mafia?

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Ah…yeah, that makes sense!

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Don’t you know? Of course the bible isn’t a unique story because it is a perfect historical record. Gilgamesh for instance proves, if you needed proof, that Noah’s flood is a real event. Unfortunately it manages to mangle all sorts of other details, which is what happens when you don’t check the version written specifically by God. Still, that it agrees in some details shows it isn’t entirely valueless.

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Nah - god is a comix fan. All of those other stories were true - god just keeps retconning reality over and over.

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Via CNN from today’s hearing on the virus bailout:

“Senator Elizabeth Warren wants to know why some businesses that are getting federal funding are not required to keep their workers employed.”

“Congress gave Treasury the authority to dole out $500 billion to shore up mid-sized and large corporations. But unlike the Payroll Protection Program and other small-business lending facilities, which forgive loans when businesses keep employees on their payroll, Treasury did not stipulate anything about big businesses having to do the same.”

“Elizabeth Warren was displeased, to say the least.”

“You’re boosting your Wall Street buddies, and you are leaving the American people behind,” she said. “You were given the authority to determine the terms … and those term sheets do not require that a single corporation getting millions of dollars in taxpayer money retain one job.”

“We expect people to use their best efforts to support jobs,” Mnuchin said.

“Warren noted that’s far from a requirement.”

Hey Mnuchin!

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Top. Men.

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Yep, this is all going down a god damn hole, and the victims are never going to get any sort of real justice.

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I fucking hate this timeline…

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The religious right’s hard-on for conversion therapy continues, in spite of the fact that it doesn’t work, and kills people.

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This should be fun…

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Yikes! What’s next, David Icke gonna endorse this clown too?

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Once you get away from the urban areas of OR and WA it turns into fertile trumpland.

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the coronavirus pandemic — which, according to researchers at Johns Hopkins University in Baltimore, has killed more than 328,600 people worldwide and over 93,400 in the United States (as of early Thursday morning, May 21)

4% of the world’s population, 28.4% of covid-19 deaths as of this morning. USA! USA!

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In the general election, she will run into the buzzsaw that is Jeff Merkley, though. He’s been kicking ass lately, and has a 70%+ approval rating in Oregon. Part of the reason she won is because none of the credible Republicans in the state wanted to be crushed by him (again).

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That Keebler elf has some fight in him!

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It’s great to see them tear each other down - keep up the good work boys.

Also - Tommy Tuberville will guard your potatoes!!!

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