The Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes (Part 1)

What is a “hegelian pied piper operation?”

That sounds like even more nonsense than usual.

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What is hopium and where can I find some? For a friend…

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I know a guy who knows a guy.

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I think it involves surgically removing the hyoid bone.

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That jumped out at me too… I don’t think they know who Hegel is or what that word means? They just learned it from people they consider to be cultural marxist and decided to use it to… pwn the libs? I dunno. This stupid timeline only seems to get stupider.

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The University of Chicago

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It sounds like something a college student majoring in political science would say.

Quite evocative, actually.

ETA: I might have just had a bunch of University of Chicago college students in my home, so the answer above me made me laugh!

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Just leaving this image here, without wondering what any other human being would have to be doing to him to get this kind of angle:

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This hive of villainy?

Conservatives really buy into the idea that universities are hot beds of radical politics with the faculty indoctrinating them into cultural marxism…

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A really special pleading of false equivalency. Don’t worry, they’ll be removing the names of any Confederate generals from northern bases too.

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I think someone should carefully explain to Mitch that if Trump goes down, and the Republicans lose the Senate, that even if he keeps his own seat, there’s a chance that that the remaining Republicans will pick someone else as Senate party leader. i.e. it’s not his decision.

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And yet, President Andrés Manuel López Obrador — whose government last year was forced to backtrack on a planned budget cut for domestic violence shelters after criticism from human rights groups — has dismissed reports of rising rates of violence, saying last month that 90% of 911 calls by women are “fake.”

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I do kneel

I’m laughing at the stupidity, but the tears are all sadness.

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If it makes you feel any better, pretty much every “know the signs” list of texting abbreviations is a tongue-in-cheek gag written by the people supposedly being watched out for.

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I know, but I also know people that believe that stuff (though honestly they only believed it in the past 5 years or so).

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On Tuesday, federal prosecutors announced charges against Robert Alvin Justus Jr., 30, and Air Force Staff Sgt. Steve Carrillo, 32, in connection with the May 29 ambush on the federal officers. Carrillo was already in custody for allegedly killing a sheriff’s deputy a week later.

Perfectly normal that so many of these are tied to the military itself.

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Free training and weapons.

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