The Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes (Part 1)

Anyone who doesn’t know that is a lamestain cobnobbler swingin’ on the flippity-flop with the Tom Tom Club.

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Tom Tom Club

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To be fair, anyone swingin’ on the flippity-flop with them is probably a genius of love.

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Yeah, this smells like a stunt to me. He’s itching to get back on FOX.

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He seems like Milo Lite.

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That guy has one of the world’s most punchable faces.

“ Brandon Straka, a hairstylist and failed actor from New York City.”

That’s not all he’s a failure at.

ThinkProgresscharacterized the campaign as “a grifting operation,”

He’s trying to steal Milo’s playbook - but he’s far less intelligent and has far worse looks.

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White jerk with no kids has meltdown when told he doesn’t understand.

“And if one of them happens to be your kid, I’m concerned about him too, and clearly I’m more concerned about him than you are," Richmond added, causing Gaetz to become irate. (Gaetz is not married and has no children.)

"You’re claiming you have more concern about my family than I do,” the pro-Trump congressman shouted. “Who in the hell do you think you are?”

It always has to be about the asshole. (And his imaginary family.)

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Kelly Anne has apparently had a few dents buffed out.

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My secretary is unable to get through a day without spitting through her teeth that Pelosi gets botox regularly during the lockdown but won’t let anybody else take care of their appearance.

So, don’t believe your lying eyes.

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Banned from flying on American Airlines until masks are no longer needed.

“ “He boarded his LGA flight with a face covering, but subsequently removed it,” an American Airlines spokesperson told Fox Business. “When our team at New York’s LaGuardia (LGA) asked Mr. Straka whether he had a medical condition, he responded that he did not.”

“But Straka’s stand didn’t win him any allies on the flight. Astead Herndon, a reporter for the New York Times who was also on the flight, tweeted that the rest of the plane applauded when he left.“

Petulant, unattractive and stupid is no way to go through life son.

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Hey, if an ex-girlfriend’s adult brother who you are not a legal a guardian of isn’t family, then who is?

I don’t always pretend to be offended that people don’t acknowledge my Cuban friend/son, but when I do, it’s to help justify allowing the police to kill POC with impunity.

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Man, that’s a lot of spackle.

That’s what my drywall guy said.

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Was he wearing brown face or black face when he said that?

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J F C! I read this today and my jaw dropped.
Governor DeSatan, who broadcast his gubernatorial election campaign adverts showing him playing with his young daughter “building a wall” to keep the “Mexicans” out of Florida is now blaming the migrant workers (obviously, many of whom would be Central American) that work directly with the agribusiness that feed us, for RECORD daily increases in CV19 infections? When he has stifled the data of infections in this state and jumped in to open the very popular tourist attractions far too early for a public health crisis like this, it is an unbelievable deflection of his own irresponsible (in)actions to contain a public health emergency and curry favor with his master, the Most Orange Florida Man, li’l donny 2 scoops.

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Free is the only way people should see it.

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I am quite confidant he will find a way to spin a buck out of this regardless. I’m certain his speaker’s fees just went through the roof.

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