The Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes (Part 1)

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At approximately, 3 p.m. Friday afternoon, a troubled 36-year-old male entered our premises and immediately began spewing erratic hate dialogue.

ā€œTroubledā€. SMDH.

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They misspelled ā€œviolent extremistā€

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He stops and steadies himself with one hand on the tableā€¦never noticed that at the time, just the menacing.

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white people are troubled

everybody else is, like, ā€œgang membersā€ or something

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If he does it again, step over and take his podium.

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If he tries that shit again, Uncle Joe should just punch him in the head

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Itā€™s not like the Presidency can be degraded any further. But if they both have heart attacks before the election, what happens?

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America wins?

I dunno really. The Electoral College was created to just figure it out and deal with it, like that was its whole job, but ever since 1789 other governmental forces have taken more and more steps to turn it into a pro forma mechanism thatā€™s not supposed to make any decisions.

I think most of them are still allowed to vote for anybody they want, in just such a circumstance

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Dead Presidents can serve too!

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Benajmin Franklin is still eligible to serve two full terms

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Iā€™d take ā€˜Zombie Ben Franklinā€™ over what we have now, any dayā€¦

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Joe Rogan should moderate a debate where they eat live scorpions or something, like on Fear Factor

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He was pro inoculation.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2653186/

Interesting history:

ā€œ As we have described in this series, Onsemus, an African servant of the clergyman Cotten Mather in Boston, explained the use of smallpox inoculation in West Africa. Mather noted this down and later convinced a local doctor, Zabdial Baylston, to try this method in the Boston smallpox outbreak of 1721.6,7 He did so. Mortality for inoculated and nonā€inoculated people were counted and compared to demonstrate the lower death rate for inoculation: 2% versus 15% taken in the natural way. Inoculation became the state of the art treatment prior to Jennerā€™s discovery of the more effective and lower risk cowpox vaccination, which was published in 1798.ā€

Wiki says it was an ancient technique known in India, Africa and China.

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Modern medicine, verified by the scientific method, introduced to America from West Africa

Gee, I donā€™t remember that from high-school history class :open_mouth:

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I donā€™t think thereā€™s any Constitutional rules about how parties decide their slates, so long as thereā€™s time to get the ballots straightened out. In fact, at least once, a party had different VPs on the ballot in different states. (Iā€™m guessing that a bickering shitshow like that must have lost, so there was no need to figure out how to decide it.)

First check the party rules, check the statesā€™ ballot rules, and if all else fails, the VP elect is sworn in as President.

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I feel like this belongs here:

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We could say the same thing about Cracked these days

On the other hand, the people they laid off posted a video about the Lincoln Project last week

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Itā€™s definitely gone downhill since all their best writers left/were fired a couple of years ago but the quality of the articles seems to has improved noticeably over the past few months.

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One more thing that definitely didnā€™t flow equally along that third leg of the Atlantic slave trade triangleā€¦

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