Some seriously hilarious sick burns in there!
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He was probably just dehydrated.
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Of course they do.
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To paraphrase Zippy, Florida is just a revolving door of Republicans and meat.
(Itās hard to keep track of which one is currently the governor, a Senator, or in the House.)
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Boogalosers!
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Are these the guys who plotted to kidnap the Michigan Governor?
Iāve been feeling a little lame lately, like I should do more to get in āfighting shapeā in case I need to defend my community against these a-holes (mainly building flexibility and muscle, and, you know general physical aptitude, not a gun nut), but these pictures make me feel like Iām not doing too bad, if it were to come to face to face against this crew, defending voters, or something.
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Full āmaster raceā crew:
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One of the best panels from Preacher.
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I could definitely outrun at least three of those guys, but the rest are some wiry-looking dudes. Usually surprisingly strong, the wiry ones.
Alright, Iāll get to shaping up. They arenāt as unfit (physically) as I expected.
P.s. really, any excuse to shape up is a good one, weāve been living like hermits on the couch for 7 months now.
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The first thing I thought when I saw that collage of mugshots was āErstwhile, on Fargo.ā
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It looks like you could confuse those boys by shining a laser pointer on the ground.
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Just toss a packet of meth in the air and run in the opposite direction.
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I was thinking the same thing, only with packs of Marlborough Reds and cans of dip.
Sorry, it just occurred to me that not everyone lives in red state country.
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Honestly and unexpectedly, based on the photo, the chin situation seems to even itself out: for every 2 with no or low chin, thereās at least one with extra-aggressive chin.
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Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
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Fucking hell
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Owens is apparently the person who managed to get those people to show up for Trumpās Covid mixer on the White House lawn earlier today. About 300 came of the āthousandsā who were supposedly invited. And many of the ones who did come were paid to be there.
They were all told that wearing āBLEXITā shirts was mandatory. This is the fake grassroots movement based on the idea that thereās a mass exodus of Black people leaving the Democratic Party to support Trump and his āLaw & Orderā agenda. As with this rally, most of BLEXITās events just pay Black people to show up.
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Sad this decision wasnāt made back in '94, but better late than never.
[94 being the OKC bombing by āMichigan militiamenā.]
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