Some seriously hilarious sick burns in there!
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He was probably just dehydrated.
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Of course they do.
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To paraphrase Zippy, Florida is just a revolving door of Republicans and meat.
(Itâs hard to keep track of which one is currently the governor, a Senator, or in the House.)
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Boogalosers!
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Are these the guys who plotted to kidnap the Michigan Governor?
Iâve been feeling a little lame lately, like I should do more to get in âfighting shapeâ in case I need to defend my community against these a-holes (mainly building flexibility and muscle, and, you know general physical aptitude, not a gun nut), but these pictures make me feel like Iâm not doing too bad, if it were to come to face to face against this crew, defending voters, or something.
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Full âmaster raceâ crew:
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One of the best panels from Preacher.
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I could definitely outrun at least three of those guys, but the rest are some wiry-looking dudes. Usually surprisingly strong, the wiry ones.
Alright, Iâll get to shaping up. They arenât as unfit (physically) as I expected.
P.s. really, any excuse to shape up is a good one, weâve been living like hermits on the couch for 7 months now.
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The first thing I thought when I saw that collage of mugshots was âErstwhile, on Fargo.â
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It looks like you could confuse those boys by shining a laser pointer on the ground.
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Just toss a packet of meth in the air and run in the opposite direction.
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I was thinking the same thing, only with packs of Marlborough Reds and cans of dip.
Sorry, it just occurred to me that not everyone lives in red state country.
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Honestly and unexpectedly, based on the photo, the chin situation seems to even itself out: for every 2 with no or low chin, thereâs at least one with extra-aggressive chin.
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Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
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Fucking hell
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Owens is apparently the person who managed to get those people to show up for Trumpâs Covid mixer on the White House lawn earlier today. About 300 came of the âthousandsâ who were supposedly invited. And many of the ones who did come were paid to be there.
They were all told that wearing âBLEXITâ shirts was mandatory. This is the fake grassroots movement based on the idea that thereâs a mass exodus of Black people leaving the Democratic Party to support Trump and his âLaw & Orderâ agenda. As with this rally, most of BLEXITâs events just pay Black people to show up.
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Sad this decision wasnât made back in '94, but better late than never.
[94 being the OKC bombing by âMichigan militiamenâ.]
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