sure. why not?
“what could possibly go wrong”
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Isn’t he supposed to be in jail?
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If you ask me.
But his trial is in 2021.
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Fuck.
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I’m gonna party like it’s 1999 in 2021!
God this year sucks.
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It really does; it’s felt like a whole decade already.
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Piece of cake compared to 2020.
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And the bridge of his nose, around the glasses.
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That makes it look almost like he’s been in a car accident. Face + hands = airbag deployment while holding the steering wheel.
Has anyone checked to see if Chuck Schumer got home safe from the last meeting?
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The old guy does not appear healthy.
The evil is seeping out…
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That or he fell. I prefer @anon48584343’s theory though.
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He really should cut out the skateboarding. He’s not a TMNT.
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NPR’s coverage was kind of soft-peddling the fact he’s a terrorist a bit… 
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So, the new Borat movie is out…
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If I wish really hard, and believe in Tinkerbell, AND be good for Santa, can it be gas gangrene?
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Ok sure, I’ll buy the tucking in his shirt story. But he is also clearly touching his tiny shriveled junk.
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People working on large business deals walk around with an old cracked Blackberry?
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