Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/04/14/the-gimdow-turns-your-dumb-doo.html
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Nope not today
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…or any other day!
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Next on BoingBoing- How to defeat the Gimdow in under four seconds using a children’s teddy bear.
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This calls for the lockpicking lawyer 
He looks at it, the adhesive fails in a second …
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The very first words that came to mind when I read the headline was, “This is the LockPickingLawyer…”
My guess is that a magnet will unlock it.
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And if you’re trying to turn a previously dumb house into a 21st century web-enabled palace of technology an easily hacked, poorly secured Internet of Shit-pile?
Happy to help, no charge.
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I suppose it would match nicely with a hollow-core front door on small hinges.
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The word “dumb” in the article title is misplaced…
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came for the pointing and laughing, was not disappointed.
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Rather than buy this, I’m just going to leave my front door unlocked with a sign saying “valuables and free cookies inside”.
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Maybe not the dumbest idea since Juicero, but definitely the dumbest idea since this:
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Is it sad that I’m starting to count snack foods as valuables? It wasn’t easy finding Girl Scout cookies this year!
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Or maybe just a package of toilet paper visible through the open doorway.
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Installing a new door lock isn’t rocket surgery or anything. It’s something just about any homeowner should be able to do with a simple screwdriver.
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As the 1:41 video starts
“This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and what I have for you today…”
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Ha. We took the books out of our Little Free Library as there are unfortunately a lot of COVID cases locally, but replaced them with rolls of toilet paper.
Nobody has taken any yet.
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