The most valuable semen in all the land

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Brings back memories of the American Milk Producers sign outside of Madison, WI… It always had punny lines about their breeding program

Our semen sail the seven seas
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I’m not sure how much it goes for, but I’ll say that it’s the smoothest drinking semen I’ve ever had the pleasure to enjoy!

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I’ve lived in a dairying community, and this kind of cornball humor would be a big hit. But the sinister undertones!

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Sure, but you try to do that with people and suddenly everybody gets all upset.

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Every family has its black sheep.

Except for the ones which enforce horrifying breeding standards to weed out the “black sheep” gene.

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I really should dig out my copy of Angels and Insects.

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