The most valuable semen in all the land




Brings back memories of the American Milk Producers sign outside of Madison, WI… It always had punny lines about their breeding program

Our semen sail the seven seas


I’m not sure how much it goes for, but I’ll say that it’s the smoothest drinking semen I’ve ever had the pleasure to enjoy!


I’ve lived in a dairying community, and this kind of cornball humor would be a big hit. But the sinister undertones!


Sure, but you try to do that with people and suddenly everybody gets all upset.


Every family has its black sheep.

Except for the ones which enforce horrifying breeding standards to weed out the “black sheep” gene.


I really should dig out my copy of Angels and Insects.


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