60 containers of bull semen stolen

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I would probably say, “swimming”?

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Well played :clap:

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I always wonder with thefts of biological samples if the thieves even know what they’re stealing.

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I sure hope so, otherwise they’re in for one helluva surprise.

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What’s a “container” in this case? Are we talking about a barrel, or like a single-serving (shudder) size?

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China? They steal agricultural stuff all the time.

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This is like a bad, late series episode of Miami Vice.

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They are seeking tips from the public that might lead to the recovery of the sperm,

Just the tips.

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There are a lot of jokes I could make here, but they would all be in bad taste, so I’ll abstain.

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I see that you are already blue!

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Pretty positive it was Rick Sanchez that stole it…

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I’m thinking “all natural health curative”, sold either at InfoWars or Goop.

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Could be an addition to Rob’s annual Xmas gift list.

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My first thought was ‘shipping container’, which led to all kinds of thoughts. And a new candidate for worst job in the world.

‘We need this container full by Friday, so we’re all going to have to crunch on this one. Don’t forget to stretch your wrists.’

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Police are distributing this picture of the perp.

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Other possibilities include: lab tests, genetic experiments, floor wax, dessert topping.

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Here’s what they look like:
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Many years ago I worked for a company that built beef industry software and systems and shared a room while making site visits with a guy who was one of our sales folks and also brokered insemination services on the side. So we had one of those in the corner of the room and the running joke was that he liked his beer REALLY cold.

They’re full of liquid nitrogen.

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My money’s on Devin Nunes.

(and welcome to BoingBoing)

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