Hah - another new use for the term! I really don’t like saying Facebook, so from now on I will say, “What are people finding in/putting on Fruit Bowls today?” 
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oh those million moms and their mangled Mikimotos!
a clutch of clucking c***s.
like i give a flying fruit bowl!
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One Million Moms?
Fruit Bowls?
Fruit Loops, more like.
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Perhaps you overlooked the two moms part? Like a reasonably compassionate person would?
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triggered by fruit bowls? that’s nuts.
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It’s from a song by the Electric Hellfire Club. I started using this handle in the 90s, back when I was heavy into Vampire the Masquerade and the dark music and song fit well.
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In fairness, I thought One Million Moms was a MILF hookup app at first.
However, we shall plaster their twitter feed with O-faces.
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You haven’t seen me make fruit salad. 
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Imagine having a life so comfortable that you have the luxury of getting your feathers ruffled about "Fruit bowling fruit bowls!..
Dear Ms. “One Million”, all of your ancestors are laughing at how you can find strife where there is none.
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Christ, what a fruitbowl!
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I assumed that you were a man of that calibre.
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If I recall correctly, you also grew up in Maine, no? Did you ever hear the, “geez-um crow!” ?
That’s one of my aunt’s favorites. Stalwart church-goer, truly gets the love thy neighbor part. It’s hilarious to hear it in the strong Maine accent.
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I wonder how many of those likes were purchased.
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Aw, heck, thought it was a caliber and you’d be moving up to .45 next birthday! 
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ftfy 
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These ads are really pretty funny.
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18g of sugar per bowl?
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INT. BUFFY’S BEDROOM – DAY
Buffy has recently contracted a nasty case of telepathy from a demon, and is taking bedrest to get some respite from the constant noise of other people’s voices in her head
BUFFY: Mom, please, just come sit with me.
JOYCE: I’ve uh, I’ve got laundry.
BUFFY: Why are you…? You had sex with Giles? You had sex with Giles?
JOYCE: It was the candy! We were teenagers!
BUFFY: On the hood of a police car?
JOYCE: I’ll be downstairs. You feel better.
BUFFY: TWICE?
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Earshot”, Season 3, Episode 18
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Well, isn’t it?
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It’s a euphemism, not the name. It’s the equivalent of saying “golly” instead of “god damned.” A substitution, not a direct reference. As such, throwing angry tirades about it seemed pretty stupid to me, but I was ten at the time, what did I know.
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