The one where my wife asks "when a man grows a beard like that, does he think it looks good?"

[Israel_B]

My beard is my business as my wife’s legs are hers. I asked why she shaves em regularly and her reply was “because they are mine”

[anon61221983]

Exactly. Bodily integrity matters for everyone.

[Brainspore]

@TobinL

all i know is i wont be getting smooches from the wife with a beard…

Are you sure she even knows that you’d like her to grow one?

[TobinL]

@Brainspore

Are you sure she even knows that you’d like her to grow one?

Yeah that’s what I get for posting while tired. I noticed the ambiguity the next morning and figured ahh what the heck leave it.

[Skeptic]

@TobinL

Yeah that’s what I get for posting while tired. I noticed the ambiguity the next morning and figured ahh what the heck leave it.

Well, at least you didn’t shoot an elephant in your pajamas…

[SamSam]

@TobinL

all i know is i wont be getting smooches from the wife with a beard… so there is that.

Do you get smooches from the other wife who doesn’t have a beard?

[LearnedCoward]

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with your fist.

[Israel_B]

@anon61221983

Bodily integrity matters for everyone

I don’t think those words have ever been said in our house.

[avicebenner]

all this talk of men and wives with beards and no obligatory gay-wife-beard joke?

[Medievalist]

Pretty much any beard looks good on me. Having a full head of hair, beard & mustache means I have only two or three visible facial scars.

And while it’s true that “scars are tattoos only with better stories” and that (some) “chicks dig scars” facial tatts are not universally admired and my spouse isn’t a “chick.”