The Ongoing Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes

He sounds nice. Good to read that he’s sitting in the clink.

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Yeah fk her gQp ass.

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He Was a Board Member of the Oath Keepers. Now He’s Holding State-Approved Trainings for Law Enforcement in Texas.


“He’s had more success in bringing anti-government ideas to law enforcement than anyone else,” says Mark Pitcavage, a senior research fellow at the Anti-Defamation League’s Center on Extremism who recently published a research report on Mack and CSPOA.

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Speaking of Oath Keepers and law…

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No shit

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But they have a softer side:

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Was that supposed to be a body search or public foreplay?
If a body search, I learned that if I dress like a guy I can hide weapons in my groin region because the male searchers dare not breach that area.
Cool. Cool, cool, cool.

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Somehow, the care the searcher took to avoid the guy’s crotch made it even more homoerotic. Like the searcher was just dying to go there

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And the repeated “searching” of the unclothed, obviously weapon-free forearms. That was really tender.
Not kink shaming! I just shame everything else about these people.

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The searchee was dying to be touched there, the searcher was prolonging his plight.

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:open_mouth:

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After that fitting- his suit will be perfect!

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:thinking:

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Stupid is as stupid does.

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said she would get the coronavirus vaccine "over my dead body.

Well, Sarah…

The jokes for the Herman Cain Award induction ceremonies just write themselves.

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Yeah well, we know if asked about it, she’d fall back on the claim that no, what she actually voted for was protecting elections. :woman_facepalming: :angry:

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Season 2 Omg GIF by Friends

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