The Ongoing Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes

WTFN Reporter: “Senator McConnell, how do you justify the cuts to Federal daycare care and preschool programs for low income families?”

Senator McConnell: “Those toddlers need to learn to pull themselves up by their own booty-straps and stop suckling at the tax-payers teat!”

WTFN: “Senator what resources have been allocated to the coronavirus restriction protesters?”

McConnell: “We’ve chartered the buses to get them to State Capitals, hired a couple of food trucks to feed them, and even provided a mobile Nurse’s Station in the event someone gets over-whinged and needs some assistance. A per diem is included as is internet access.”

WTFN: “Senator, what you just described is Socialism.”

McConnell: “Wait! What? … NO IT’S NOT!..”

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I never thought the leopards would eat MY face!

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But they ate Trump’s face, so I guess it’s okay.

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As per usual, every accusation is a confession!

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“Snell & Wilmer received more than $770,000 from the RNC, the National Republican Congressional Committee and the National Republican Senatorial Committee for legal services and legal consulting between January 2019 and September 2020, according to Federal Elections Commission records.” -Reuters

Filing bullshit lawsuits pays well.

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This kind of fits here:

More of a precursor of Trumpism, with a much kinder face, if the reality was far uglier.

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Wow, the only way that headline could get any more full of piss and vinegar would be to append “which wasn’t soon enough” to the end of it.

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I feel this need a bit more attention:

Parler has attracted racists, Holocaust-deniers and QAnon believers, who think that Satanist pedophiles have infiltrated the media and politics. “Misinformation has given rise to another view of the world,” explained Dittrich. “So, people are living in alternative realities, in which political foes are demonized as much as possible,” and where people speak of the coming apocalypse. “This creates a pressure to act. And unfortunately, we’re seeing that this pressure sometimes transforms into violence in the offline world,” Dittrich says.

^woof^

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Who, notably, was successfully sued for incitement to the tune of $5M for recruiting the neonazis who killed Mulugeta Seraw.

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The stupid - it burns!

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Yeah, take that back to the kitchen. Check.

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ASSHOLES: “Our Florida” PAC

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