Originally published at: The Planter's NUTmobile is looking for drivers | Boing Boing
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No thanks. Peanut people are thugs!
So how’s the ride in the NUTmobile, smooth or chunky?
that thing is perfect for an attack on the Capitol.
When I took the bar exam in Sacramento 20+ years ago, when I got there the signboard below the hotel sign was “Welcome Playboy Model Open Casting” – but the added oddness of seeing the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile added a level of absurdity that took away just a bit of the stress.
The Planters mascot walks into a bar dressed as a pirate, some zealous fan clinging to his leg.
“That looks annoying,” says the bartender.
The Planters mascot responds, “Yarr! They’re drivin’ me nuts!”
I’m interested but only if they include the top hat and monocle.
If you get the job, please come pick me up on your way out of town!
ROGER THAT!
I would have guessed the order would be Weinermobile > Nutmobile > Taintmobile > BMW
This is tempting…
Dang, the position closed Feb. 19th. I’m retired and this sounded like a great way to see some of the country.
Seen elsewhere, seems relevant:
Workday now says “Page does not exist” so they’ve got enough applicants.
This is the automobile enthusiasts’ version of “saltpeter”.
(Please note the pedagogue-killer quotation marks. Thank you. )
What’s the proper way for a peanut to wear pants?
With its nuts hanging out of course!
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