Originally published at: The Planter's NUTmobile is looking for drivers | Boing Boing
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No thanks. Peanut people are thugs!
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So how’s the ride in the NUTmobile, smooth or chunky?
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that thing is perfect for an attack on the Capitol.
When I took the bar exam in Sacramento 20+ years ago, when I got there the signboard below the hotel sign was “Welcome Playboy Model Open Casting” – but the added oddness of seeing the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile added a level of absurdity that took away just a bit of the stress.
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The Planters mascot walks into a bar dressed as a pirate, some zealous fan clinging to his leg.
“That looks annoying,” says the bartender.
The Planters mascot responds, “Yarr! They’re drivin’ me nuts!”
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I’m interested but only if they include the top hat and monocle.
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If you get the job, please come pick me up on your way out of town!
ROGER THAT!
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I would have guessed the order would be Weinermobile > Nutmobile > Taintmobile > BMW
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This is tempting…
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Dang, the position closed Feb. 19th. I’m retired and this sounded like a great way to see some of the country.
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Seen elsewhere, seems relevant:
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This is the automobile enthusiasts’ version of “saltpeter”.
(Please note the pedagogue-killer quotation marks. Thank you. 
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What’s the proper way for a peanut to wear pants?
With its nuts hanging out of course!
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