The rehabilitation of Johnny Depp has begun

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Is that rehabilitation or consignment to purgatory?

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So far as I’m concerned he can fuck right off and stay fucked off.

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I thought he was kind of on his way out anyway…

If anything the current horrific shite seems to be helping his career.

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Exactly, and was he ever even trivially de-habilitated? Like the rest of these chucklefucks, he goes on paid “administrative leave” for a month and then back on the job, with all his medals still pinned to his chest. I mean, I heard the cacophonous whining and thought-piecing about him being “canceled” but didn’t see much evidence of any consequences.

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He was mildly inconvenienced by some criticism… truly a crime against humanity… /s

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Once again, TPTB slide the old glass floor to save another serial screw-up they’ve invested themselves in.

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I guess you really do get the face you deserve at 50.

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I don’t understand why so many folks are stanning him. I mean from everything I’ve seen both him and amber are not stellar examples of humanity. Their awful behavior though doesn’t necessarily impact their work, if they’re going to move past all this for him then I hope the same is done for her, but I’m not going to hold my breath.

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It really confuses his defenders when you scream back at them “WELL JOHNNY IS NEVER GONNA FUCK YOU SO WHY ARE YOU GETTING INVOLVED”

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Ew… why do some people have such gross tastes.

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Some people like men who look like they stink of a combination of hot dog water and stale cigarettes…

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Once upon a time things were different.

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