The Seven-Year-Old Diet

I like avacado, BUT it’s a real hazard to step on, worse than banana, worse than an oil patch, and you can’t get it of your shoe at all.

My godmother once tried to feed me a frozen hamburger. The whole thing was frozen: bun, meat, ketchup, lettuce, pickle, tomato. She thought she was being kind, I’m sure, but it was revolting.

Better than that paleo shit.

My partner’s first language isn’t english and I frequently get shopping lists like this with adorable spelling. I think she knows better, but phonetics is how she visualises it so that’s how it gets written.

I’m loving ‘edamamay’ - a phonetic spelling of edamame and I love that she likes cake and cupcake independently!

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But what good is a 7-year old diet without a 6-year old exercise plan?

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Given that handwriting and the drawing/legos, I’m guessing the dad or mom is an architect?

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