Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/07/24/the-top-secret-true-story-of.html
Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH we learn the top-secret, true story of Trump’s mano a mano meeting with Putin in Helsinki!
I really like the Captain America call out in panel 5.
my ideology is there is a goal
I’m really liking this way of dealing with Trump:
Take what he says and does at face value, find some cock-eyed scenario in which it must be true but kept secret for America’s Safety and present it.
Looks like he didn’t need the help of Special Agent Stormy Daniels (she’s single now). Or the incredible brainpower of Arch-Mistress of Strategery Sarah Palin. I bet ninja master Mitch McConnel or partially-reanimated-necro-wizard Paul Ryan would have gotten to the bottom of this (see video of GA rep and Sacha Baron Cohen). Diabolical.
Hands too big.
I’m meddling in Russian elections right now!
I’ve utterly “hacked” them by posting Putin is a poopy-head on Facebook.
Isn’t this basically what those QAnon believers think is happening?
I’m resisting right now!
This is literally the only explanation of Trump’s behavior that puts what he’s done in a context that isn’t terrifying.
Wow, it feels so good to see what’s actually been going on.
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