The Weird Cut of Rick Santorum's 2015 presidential candidacy speech

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There’s a whole lotta crazy too be seen in those eyes.

His target audience has had decades of experience in decoding the emotional content of seemingly ambiguous code words and dogwhistles.

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I don’t see what all the applause to his first statement is about.

“Santorum” is featured in all sorts of online magazines quite regularly, or so I’m told.

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The hearing protection caution placard in the background is quite appropriate.

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I didn’t expect we’d have a clip from the new Twin Peaks so soon.

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Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

There is a gigantic Rick Santorum stepping between buildings, trying not to step on citizens. Yes, he has not stepped on a single citizen during this speech! Make this man President! He can step around the World, only stepping on non-citizens!!

Come on – let’s get wild about Rick Santorum! He is a stepper!

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The part that worries me is that he has a Dick Chaney, but it’s not the Dick Chaney. It is another, perhaps an even stronger one.

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Careful, if Dick Cheney finds out you said that, he’ll climb into a corporeal body and suck your soul out through your tear ducts, then go to a nearby hospital and eat a newborn baby, placenta and all, to replenish his vital nutrients.

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Behold i teach you the superman he is this lightning he is this madness, as The Original Writer once quoted…

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He’s Dick Cheney
Yes he’s the real Cheney
All those other Cheneys are just imitatin’

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Positively frothing.

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Bushwhacked

I thought Santorum’s presidential candidacy speech was weird enough in the original.

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Just a LITTLE stretch of the imagination here: Santorum Launches Campaign; Vows To Fill Nation’s ‘Glory Hole’ - http://goo.gl/C8D0BS

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