Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/04/29/the-wit-and-wisdom-donald-j-t.html
Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH we appreciate the diverse comedy stylings of Donald Trump
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An old Russian joke goes:
Patient: Doctor, I can’t sleep at night.
Doctor: Take this pill. If you wake up in the morning, take another one.
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Are you not amused?
In these trying days, when The Onion has become a straight new site, when even the Borowitz Report can barely stay ahead of the press conferences, isn’t it comforting to know that the President always has a joke for the American people.
I know I’m laughing!
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Genius
(Ruben B that is, not the other guy)
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This is one of those joke blank books right?
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It appear so - Everytime he opens his pie hole, my mind goes blank. 
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Jared Kushner just declared “mission accomplished” in an interview, I’m waiting for someone to put the banner behind him.
60,000 deaths today, that’s entire stadiums full away from “only 15 soon 0”
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Well, yes. Beloved Leader declared that 60,000 dead would be a terrific job; now that this number is reached we’ll just stop counting. Done.
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Ah, the old Iron Curtain counting method. A classic.
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It’s funny because it’s (not even remotely) true!
This is a solid strategy for dealing with a self-satirizing president.
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Yes, he’s just sharing his thoughts.
Plus it’s right at his reading level too.
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I laughed so hard that I’m crying.
No wait. Double checked. Just crying.
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Very crypto-ironic.
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