Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/04/01/theranos-founder-elizabeth-hol-2.html
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Please someone find the social media posting of him saying “my bae’s voice is SAF!”
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Prenup seems warranted.
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Were they in any danger of being forced to testify against each other?
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Those vows are going to be great.
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They probably should just form corporate persons and merge them rather than actually getting married as real people…
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Odds that she…ahem…fakes it on their wedding night?
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For some people those conjugal visit trailers are a bigger turn-on than a heart shaped waterbed and a red light bulb.
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Apart from all the alleged crime, why would someone want to marry someone who seems to be a blatant con artist and perennial liar? Seems like a really bad foundation for a long term relationship.
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Is there a Grimm’s Fairy Tale like this? If so, how does it end?
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Dunno but she was trying to spin straw into gold…
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Dogs are not children and do not have human parents.
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Marriage, Theranos Style:
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Convince an upscale venue that hosting your wedding will revolutionize their business and extract complimentary stays for your 300 closest friends and family and their pets. Without telling anyone, run away with your betrothed at the last minute to that drive-thru chapel in Las Vegas.
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File for an annulment after 3.25 hours of marriage because your relationship is so groundbreaking and efficient that you’ve learned everything there is to learn about being married in the elapsed time and staying married longer would be pointless.
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After the annulment, stiff everybody from the photographer to the limousine rental service and blame everything on the manager of the venue because he forgot to put lavender scented soap in the powder rooms. Refuse to give back any of the wedding gifts.
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Embark on a highly public speaking tour touting the success of your marriage.
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She’s marrying a man.
Bit of a disappointment there.
I was hoping she would marry a corporation.
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In the tabloids.
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Maybe her state doesn’t allow for same sex marriages.
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The lucky groom-to-be is William “Billy” Evans, scion of the Evans Hotel Group fortune.
Yet more evidence that there’s no fool like a rich fool.
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I think she should have hooked up with Billy McFarland (of Magnises and Fyre “fame”). They would be perfect for each other.
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