Clearly you have never been divorced.
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It ain’t working and she should have a serious discussion with her hair stylist.
Nobody should use ring lights for portraits ever 
(Now, a hypo spiral “ring-style” light, that I think I could get behind…)
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That’s no ring lights…
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How does that work again…? I suppose they have people put together a securely-guarded compound well in advance of their arrival?
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Turns out, the ‘er’ in Theranos is silent. And suddenly the investors’ money is starting to turn to ashes.
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They’d have been better off with Thanos. He only took half
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Just goes to show, there’s someone for everyone…
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… April fools?
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will they have to get blood tests?
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This is the subplot of a Seinfeld episode!
JERRY: You asked her out?
GEORGE: Well...not "out." She's in prison.
JERRY: How could you ask her out?
GEORGE: Why not?
JERRY: I remember when you wouldn't date that girl who lived in
Queens because you didn't want to go over the bridge!
GEORGE: That was different!
JERRY: I'll say.
GEORGE: Jerry, I like being with her. Plus, I know where she is all
the time. I have relatively no competition. And you know how you live
in fear of the pop-in?
JERRY (shudders): The pop-in.
GEORGE: Yeah, no pop-in, no "in the neighborhood," no "I saw your
light was on." And the best part is, if things go really well...
JERRY: Conjugal visit?
GEORGE (giddy): Don't jinx it!
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Will her bridesmaids wear black turtlenecks ??
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I have a feeling he’s going to find out she’s not all she says she is.
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I’ll admit that my first thought on reading the headline was “But to what?”
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Just guessing: awful people being awful … together?
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excuse me, we prefer the term entrepreneur
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She’s planing to eat him.
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