Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes is getting married

A case here of Hope Springs Infernal.

I take thee, for rich or much richer…

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“Sometimes that fake entrepeneuress, she looks right into ya. Right into your eyes . Y’know the thing about a fake entrepeneuress, she’s got… lifeless eyes , black eyes , like a doll’s eyes . When she comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’… until she bites ya.”

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I’m sure these people all suck. But I am not super comfortable with the seeming excitement that a famous blonde lady has fallen out of the magical circle that would otherwise prevent woke people from getting all personal at her on the internet.

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I believe Stephen King called them “deadlights” and we all float down there…

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https://twitter.com/prof_gabriele/status/1109263380597145600?s=21

Capitalist meritocracy in action.

The gene pool of the American ruling class is ridiculously shallow. I’m surprised that they haven’t already developed an equivalent of the Hapsburg lip.

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When I read that Elizabeth Holmes was getting married, my first thought was: “Oh really? To whom? Thanos the Mad Titan?”

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I do not approve of her fooling people in to taking fake blood tests and the danger and suffering that can lead to. HOWEVER! I do not feel at all bad for all the Murdochs, DeVoses etc who invested in Theranos…

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toad

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In their San Francisco home, they coparent Holmes’s “wolf,” Balto. As it turns out, Balto is actually just a Siberian husky.

Jeez, they even commit dog fraud.

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At one time you needed a blood test in order to get married.

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Does she use her real voice when she talks to him? Or does she fake that, too? Gotta wonder what her “O” voice sounds like…

I just finished listening to

Elizabeth Holmes is a #sociopath

David Boies, that you?

Theranos expended huge amounts of resources and effort trying to prevent their trade secrets from escaping into the wild. They claimed they could perform over a hundred different forms of blood assay & analysis on a couple drops of blood. As it turns out, their actual trade secret was that they were committing hundreds of acts of fraud.

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I didn’t say that, I responded to it.

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