There are two Amazon results for the search term "healing crystal dildo"

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Wait, are we talking about christianity or psytrance?

Seriously though, few spiritual movements that aren’t malicious cults actually start out as such. People come together around some constituent elements, and in the process have some spiritual experiences which bond them to common understandings and rituals. Going forward, the purpose of the movement is to reenact and celebrate these things over and over.

In the case of psytrance, I would say the constituent elements were a distinctive electronic genre and lots of LSD.

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Only two? Color me surprised.

Something something sexual healing.

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i thought this was the sort of thing one shopped for at Goop rather than Amazon?

i’m all for dildos made of all sorts of material but the “healing” claim is a little too woo woo for the hoo hoo if you ask me. real healing dildos come with spirit guide nipple clamps and a butt shaman.

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Some may see that as visually obscured.

Oops, thought you said Dark Crystal… never mind :kissing_closed_eyes:

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Must not post. Must… not…

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>sigh< I’ll see myself out.

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That was the equation!!!

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Hey Jason, you want more clickthroughs to the BB store, then you want to sell some crystal dildos instead of the umpteenth “new” coding course or VPN.

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