There Are Two Kinds of People

anon26940528 · March 30, 2016, 6:26pm

There are two kinds of people: People who tell two kinds of people jokes, and people who don’t post in this thread.

popobawa4u · March 30, 2016, 6:30pm

“There are two kinds of people in this world: those who say there are two kinds of people - and the other kind. And then there are those who don’t say. And then there’s me.”

J.R. “Bob” Dobbs

Ignatius · March 30, 2016, 6:36pm

There are two kinds of people. Those who know they’re discordian and those who are still waiting for their test results to come back.

nimelennar · March 30, 2016, 6:45pm

There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can’t.

Missy_Pants · March 30, 2016, 6:46pm

There are too, kind people in the world!

SteampunkBanana · March 30, 2016, 6:53pm

There are 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those that don’t.

daneel · March 30, 2016, 6:55pm

There are 10 kinds of people in the world — those who understand trinary, those who don’t understand trinary and those who mistake it for binary.

dave_b · March 30, 2016, 6:56pm

There are 10 types of people those understand hexadecimal and a f load of others.

anon29631895 · March 30, 2016, 7:06pm

There are two kinds of people - us and them.

anon26940528 · March 30, 2016, 7:29pm

There are two kinds of people who drive stick-shift in America. Those who have a bumper sticker warning me that they drive a stick, and those who actually know how to drive stick.

jsroberts · March 30, 2016, 7:32pm

There are two kinds of people: Catholics, heretics and pagans. Three! I’ll come in again.

anon36081309 · March 30, 2016, 7:59pm

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete

anon63496581 · March 30, 2016, 8:03pm

anon75430791 · March 30, 2016, 8:19pm

There are 2 kinds of people in the world, those who know the name for ternary, those who don’t know the name for ternary, and nonpeople.

anon26470017 · March 30, 2016, 8:25pm

One is not enough likes. But more than two gave.

RogerStrong · March 30, 2016, 8:43pm

There were two kinds of people in the world, that world being the Moon, any time an Apollo mission landed.

Plus one in orbit.

LDoBe · March 30, 2016, 8:48pm

There are five kinds of people…

anon29631895 · March 30, 2016, 8:48pm

There are two kinds of people. THOSE WHO DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE F CK YOU ARE ABOUT AND THOSE WHO KNOW THAT THEY DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE F CK YOU ARE ABOUT.

anon29631895 · March 30, 2016, 10:03pm

There are two kinds of people: Victory! & Fuck Today
err, wait a minute, Nevermind – they are all the same people…

Melizmatic · March 30, 2016, 10:18pm