These inflatable trousers are weird and cool

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/02/25/inflatable-trousers.html

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“Uh, Torgo, that’s not how you wear the Depends.”

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This is why I come to boing boing.
(where’s the amazon link LOL)

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Fun! …but what about those of us allergic to latex? :worried:

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Depending on one’s diet and overall digestive health one might be able to inflate those things without the aid of an air pump.

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Yeah, uh, I don’t think I’d be doing anybody any favors wearing those.

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I don’t know how I will live without these pantaloons, but I will muddle through.

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And also extremely derivative of David Bowie.

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Is that a waterbed in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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Kind of has a Hunger Games vibe. Makes sense given the way our politics are heading.

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That’s what Dr. Kynes said.

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and oompa loompas.

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They’re really missing out on a Dilophosaurus inspired hat.

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I’ve had inflating pants for years. I just have to stay away from open flames

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Also good for shoplifting frozen turkeys,and for sneaking beer into a concert.

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then you don’t need to inflate the pants, you’ll swell up and die. ;-(

I invented a glove which is just my hand after a few bee stings.

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Stay away from pools, ponds, lakes, deep streams, creeks, rivers, and oceans when wearing these. You’ll end up head down floating if you fall in.

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These inflatable trousers are weird and cool

Wasn’t this the premise of a Huxley novel?

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I like the look. It reminds me of French sci-fi.

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