These inflatable trousers are weird and cool

[zuludaddy]

I had not started my day thinking I’d be imagining bowlegged ninjas in pinwales, but it’s been made immeasurably better for having done.

[KathyPartdeux]

@TheGreatParis

“Uh, Torgo, that’s not how you wear the Depends.”

They need to be up higher to prevent hip fractures.

[kpkpkp]

I later found out that Oompa Loompas:

1. have a pair of penises
2. they are on each hip instead of one in the middle
3. they are easily excited

[anon59592690]

So that’s how they doopity do!

[Dire]

I used to think that the day would never come…

[RickMycroft]

[LadyBrains]

[FGD135]

[n8_zilla]

so there’s a new New Order video?

[IronEdithKidd]

That’s…not what happens.

@PsiPhiGrrrl: Right? Jumpsuits, tube tops and culottes have recently re-emerged from whatever corner of Hell they’ve been hiding in. I don’t wish to give life to other trends that really should stay dead in a fire.

[SheiffFatman]

[PsiPhiGrrrl]

@IronEdithKidd

tube tops

Nooooooooo! I got the worst sunburn of my life wearing one of those. They’re just a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen, too. Who is trying to bring that back?

[HMSGoose]

I was going to remark that the model didn’t look at all like he was enjoying wearing inflatable pants, which seems to miss the point entirely, but then I was distracted by this other super-depressing fashion statement. Is Corona mask the new “banned hoodie?”

[IronEdithKidd]

The same people who have decided ‘super high-waist’ pants are the only thing you can find in the stores right now…sadistic idiots.