"They want to throw God's wonderful breathing system out": Comments from Florida anti-maskers

This I want to see.

Or, in another thread, challenge the speaker to wear a pulse oximeter with and without a mask.

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Sweet baby Jeezus! How can a mammal be so slow and still have respiratory functions?

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Right-to-Undeathers

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I think most of these people were left in a hot car at some point.

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And they vote. :face_vomiting:

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Well, you’d think, having fingers and toes in multiples of five, it wouldn’t be difficult to work out, but then again…

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Why is the woman pictured messing with God’s wonderful visual system? If God wanted her to be able to see clearly He wouldn’t have given her nearsightedness or farsightedness, would He?

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You’re absolutely right! I had the very great pleasure to meet Sir Terry at a number of book signing sessions, and he really was a lovely, lovely man, and he’s missed so much; under the circumstances that we’re in now, Sir Terry, even if he couldn’t make much sense of the fuckwittery, he could at least have made us laugh about it!

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I sadly never got the pleasure… I’m very glad we have his works, of course. They are brilliant works of deep philosophy, IMHO.

He’d have made a good attempt to do so, I think. Both I mean, to help us understand and to make us laugh.

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Max Brooks wrote World War Z as an allegory of the SARS outbreak.

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The stupid, it literally hurts.

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We quote him frequently here at home.
I miss him every day.
Gone from us too soon.
The work is before us still.
His work (pick one part that appeals to you) is our work.
We must all be Pterry Pratchett now.

“If you don’t turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else’s story.”

The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents

An interview late in his life, by the always-witful Laurie Penny:

Much of what he says in that interview (2012) (?!) is truer now more than ever. Dammit.

GNU Terry Pratchett

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To be fair though, to the ones making that argument it’s probably true. Can’t tell the difference between them and a zombie anyway.

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Not all of them will, clearly:
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Rewatching Contagion (2011), I had thought Jude Law’s “covidiot” character was a little over-the-top, but no-- if anything, he was far too rational.

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That perfect breathing system has to service the thinky-thinky-bits system and for some reason, methinks that part is not as “God’s perfect.”

I can’t tell if we are headed toward a cultural chasm between people with less impoverished minds/vocabulary and people who need Up Goer Five to communicate…

or if the chasm is forming between people who have good batteries in their calibrated crap detectors, and those who have for whatever reason outsourced their thinky-thinky work to the worst bad faith media/politicians engaged in late stage capitalist endgames.

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My guess is that true xian believers really do ignore that Matthew 4:7 you posted earlier (different thread) in favor of prophecies contained in their Book of Revelation etc.

I absolutely refuse to put a link here to all that burn-it-down here-comes-the-rapture crap. It’s been nonstop and y’all can search that stuff on the web yourselves if you want a dose of it.

Pre-emptive “unicorn chaser” of a dad who supports his son’s aspiring to be a doctor when he grows up. Get yer hankies out.

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Grew up in Palm Beach County. The existence of these “mask bigots” is not surprising. They will continue to deny facts until climate change raises the sea level, swallows the state, and makes the area safe for manatees once again. Perhaps COVID will make the area safe for the FL panther. New state motto: The Sunset State!

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One thing Amurica is REALLY good at.

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“Gawd’s wonderful breathing system” is a fantastic filter for all kinds of dusts, particulates, toxins, bacteria and virus’.

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Yeah, the stupidity & irrationality is mind-blowing, even for flaaarida. Nothing any of them say makes any sense, and the jumbled, shambolic way they speak would be dadaistically described by a high school friend as, “They just said sentences without any words in them.”

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Weird how god made us born naked but then gave us the “gift” of shame so we have to wear clothes.

God is weird.

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