Man explains why no-one should have to wear face masks

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/05/26/man-explains-why-no-one-should.html

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Ermmm. As a non-American visitor I have a funny feeling that something was left out. Like. An article. Was this originally a TikTok?

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Sadly, I suspect the irony will be wasted on many a moron.

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It is good to see logical, well thought out arguments.

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To me it’s completely impossible to determine if this is satire or not :wink:

I’m too lazy to look up any other videos of this guy to maybe tip me off.

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I’m thinking satire.

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That one is pretty funny!

The original post falls victim to Poe’s Law though.

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Well - he’s not actively making any arguments that are factually wrong, so …

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My ability to detect satire has been on the decline for the last 3 years.

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The rocket launcher in the pocket was where I lost it. This guy is friggin’ hilarious.

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Please tell me this is satire, because I actually encountered a Q-Anon on the Blue line trolley in San Diego last week who loudly and vehemently expressed that he’d found the secret to 5G and would use the information to unleash the demons of coronavirus that would slaughter us all, and the angels wouldn’t be strong enough to save us.
No joke.

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But… he didn’t give a reason…

Also he needs to sharpen his knife.

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Also non-USian here; I think his point is that arguments against wearing masks are not arguments, just meaningless posturing.

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Ah yes but as DeLoshming pointed out:

so he is beter then most of the videos making this argument.

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Pfft. Him and his trifling “demons” and “angels”… Amateur.

(goes back to carving Elder Signs into basalt pillars around his property to ward off the 5g coronavirus waves)

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Hm, he has several good points, and an rpg. Well said!

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But, what is the sound of one hand clapping?

It was a pretty spot-on satire of every American alt-right video on YouTube, regardless of the topic. I laughed.

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That edit was amazing. :rofl::joy::rofl:

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