Inspired by this post , a list of things “Real Men” don’t do.
It’s a wiki. Add your own!
- Eat bananas in public (don’t look at it!)
- Use straws
- Wipe. You know where.
- Cry
- Drive Saturns or Subarus
- Drink white wine or clear liquors
- Cook or eat anything other than steak.
- Laundry
- Bake
- Take car to shop for repair. Add-ons or upgrades is fine
- Knitting, crochet, sewing, pretty much any form of craft or art.
- Buy tampons
- Listen.
- Ask for directions
- Read the directions
- See teal or puce, only Newtonian colors.
- Eat Quiche
- Pee sitting down
- Leave the shower to pee
- Read
- Apologize. “I’m sorry you were offended” doesn’t count
- Wear Pink
- Gardening
- Buy pre-chopped firewood
- Enter nursing as a career
- Become baristas
- See a psychologist/therapist
- Let women have the last word
- Sit cross-legged
- Hug other men
- Eat granola
- Have dinner in a restaurant with another man
- Express feelings other than anger
- Talk about their feelings, including anger
- Admit that they have unearned privilege
- Do childcare that doesn’t involve playing catch with sportsballs
- Carry an umbrella
- Go to the doctor.
- Self reflection.
- Recognise that personal growth means more than lifting weights.
- Read and post on moderated forums.
- Eat tofu.
- Watch movies without male leads, or “chick flicks.”
- type
- be concerned about the environment
- Dance
- Listen to music sung by a female lead, unless its country and the singer is hot.
- Ask for help
- Go to a hair salon (must be an expressly male-centered barber shop)
- Clean (vacuum, mop, dust, etc)
- Decorate their living space
- Have baths rather than showers
- Use candles
- Talk with someone for any more than a minute or so about most movies after seeing them
- Lift the toilet seat and aim
- Put the toilet seat back down
- Change diapers
- Use their low beam headlights.
- Wash their hands after using a public restroom
- Bidets. Using one, owning one, looking at one without making a really dumb joke… Bidets.
- Do yoga (or any workout that isn’t lifting weights/cardio)
- Be a stay at home dad / house husband
- Make less money than his wife
- Meditate
- Clean up after themselves when they miss the toilet