Quiche
If:
- a calzone is a sandwich; AND
- a slice of bread with cheese on top is an open sandwich;
Then:
- is a pizza an open sandwich?
According to Ox Nché chicken is the salad on a braai.
You can argue with him on the topic. I’ll just nod.
Not if you fold the slice first.
Ah, Taco!!
What if you roll the slice up? Sushi?
burrito
Monster.
Sandwich classifications weren’t already on the list?
They were added pretty early at 29, but @KathyPartdeux suggested that the matter had been resolved by a judge in Indiana. I say, “Nay!” You can pry my sandwich argument from my cold, dead, pizza sauce and salsa covered hands.
naw, i think we just like to prove, once again, that we will, indeed, devolve into endless argument over sandwiches.
as I’ve already said… i am here for it!
Perhaps all online arguments tend to turn into arguments over sandwiches over time, as these represent the pinnacle of the argumentative form.
But a steak and kidney pie is a calzone.
Taco salad is a quiche
Of course it isn’t. It’s clearly a pasty.
I’m all for it. Pasties are very popular in my part of Michigan. Growing up, when calzones were being introduced at local pizza places, I saw more than one menu describe them as “a pizza pasty”
By this diagram, a burrito is a calzone.
A flauta is sushi (the term would more accurately be maki but I digress*).
*
There are five primary types of sushi:
- Nigiri: Nigiri is primarily a topping served on top of sushi rice.
- Sashimi: Fish or shellfish is served without rice.
- Maki: The filling and rice are wrapped in seaweed.
- Uramaki: The rice is outside the wrap, and seaweed is wrapped around the filling.
- Temaki: Temaki is hand-rolled sushi in a cone.
I’m lowkey annoyed that Cornwall got regional protection over “pasty”. The regionally-protected pasties are not what I like, and the ones I did like had to disappear from the market.