This 42,000-year-old penis pendant is the oldest phallic art ever discovered

Needs more @pesco

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Even to the 14 year old boy in me that’s a rock.

These on the other hand.

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I was just thinking, WTF is Magnolia?

It’s Chip and Joanna Gaines’ squeaky-clean food-and-reno network. I don’t think they allow penises there.

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These archeologists need to get laid more.

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I’m a professor of archaeology. I’m an expert in ancient civilizations. All right, I’m only five foot ten. All right my posture is bad, all right I slump in my chair. But I’ve had more women than either of you two! I’ve had half bloody Norway, that’s what I’ve had!
– Professor Lucien Kastner of Oslo University

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If that’s what your penis looks like, you should seek medical attention.

Especially if you experience hardness lasting mre than 40,000 years.

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Was it discovered near a 42,000 year old baldness treatment?

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