This anti-pot PSA warns that smoking the devil's lettice may cause you to purchase too many surfing monkey statues

[frauenfelder]

Originally published at: This anti-pot PSA warns that smoking the devil's lettice may cause you to purchase too many surfing monkey statues | Boing Boing

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[MrShiv]

*lettuce

[IronEdithKidd]

…is actually weed. Huh?

[Apolgies in advance if RTJ wasn’t what you were going for there. ]

[gracchus]

Of course, years later Scott sold these rare and objectively awesome surfing monkeys for $500 each on eBay.

[RickMycroft]

Which drug is it that makes people buy Bored Ape EFTs?

[anon52120741]

[AnthonyI]

I’m proud of my tchotchke collection. No shame here.

[Mister44]

See, this is why I don’t do drugs. I buy too much dumb stuff sober!

[Papasan]

[knoxblox]

Sorry, my dudes. Bad taste is NOT a side effect of smoking marijuana.

[DZS]

I want one! Where can I get one! At least one!

[joey_bladb]

Super-effective advertisement is super-effective.

(edit) And sorry about this … apropos of NOTHING AT ALL… but this came up on my social media feed this morning:

And I lol’d and lol’d.

[Bfarnn]

This is the best thing to happen to me all week

[Bobo]

Can you really have too many surfing monkey statues though?

I mean, their fundamental argument is flawed.

[LurkingGrue]

To be fair, I had a package from Amazon arrive with a couple of packets of Jelly Babies. I did order them when high and was amazed I could buy Jelly Babies.

To be fair this was not a expensive.

[GratuitousFish]

Great. Now I’m fighting the urge to hop over to Amazon to order Jelly Babies

[leicester]

Devil’s lattice?

[FloridaManJefe]

puff… puff
that is the kind of shit i buy when baked - garden stuff. wierd plants and orchids. can’t take me to the nursery stoned. coming home with more colorful plants.
orchids make me happy.
excuse me while I go to my favorite [weird plant dot com] site to shell out some green-induced greenbacks on some new greenery…
…aaand pass →

eta: lovely lattice!

[Jim_Campbell]

I know I tend to make ebay purchases for random stuff when I’ve had a couple drinks in the middle of the night. I don’t smoke pot so I have no idea if that goes along with weird purchases, but booze makes me sentimental and lowers my inhibition and good sense. Which is bad when every stupid object from your childhood is available on ebay.

[mountebank_cad]

At this point I’m completely there in solidarity. I would buy that monkey bank. Knock this battery off my shoulder.