This CIA toolkit is built for concealing in a spy's butt

Jinx!

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There is a Nicolas Cage movie in this somewhere. Pitch: The CIA needs to find an expert in anal smuggling and has to search the US prison system for the most qualified candidate…

This video explains just how Nicolas Cage would wind up staring in it:

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Right, it was shockingly uninformative.

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No Amazon Affiliate Link? :cry:

honey, you want to roleplay tonight? sure, let’s play spy!

be-prepared
to think this whole time i thought that was a pocketknife on the right side.

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Does the job interview include questions about capacity? What are the ideal dimensions for such a toolkit? (or how would you best find them) Could be a fun project to consult on.

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Reposting from @FGD135 on the giuliani thread.

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Any smoke or oil slick functions?

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Sadly not, and it’s a bit big for a poison pill, too. But the oil slick function would have helped here, for sure.

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Does this mean that guy’s excuse is that he’s a secret agent?

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images

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Good thing I checked to see if anybody else said this. UPVOTED!

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There’s, um, a lot!
Was there one in particular you were looking for?
:joy:

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Just had to go there didn’t you! :rofl:

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Seems like it would be quite difficult to retrieve on demand. Others have said the video was pretty low on content. I agree. What I’d first like answered was whether there was ANY evidence ANYONE ever actually used one.

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Gatiss__Vaseline_hose

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Well that sounds like a plan

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Seems like if you are in a place where security is so tight that you are stripsearched, you are not going to have a lot of cover to dig tunnels.

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It can be two things

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The modern ones are slimmer. Or, you can alternately use an empty cigar tube.