This Disney Oogie Boogie costume malfunction is one of the funniest things I've seen on the internet

[boingboing]

Originally published at: This Disney Oogie Boogie costume malfunction is one of the funniest things I've seen on the internet | Boing Boing

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[anothernewbbaccount]

Next question: Why does Oogie Boogie shave its genitalia? (Or does it use a depilatory cream?)

[euansmith]

What is a Oogie Boobie Man now, Matt Walsh?! What is a Oogie Boobie Man now!?

[blondie]

It doesn’t appear to have hair anywhere else, why would it have hair on its genitals?

[anon81034786]

Let us not disturb the female Oogie Boogie in her natural habitat. She’s probably looking for a place to nest for the winter.

[Brainspore]

That explains why there weren’t any public lice among the bugs that wriggled out of his body in that final showdown scene.

[anothernewbbaccount]

Good point.

@Brainspore

public lice

Odd, that - public lice are the ones that like wriggling out. It’s the pubic ones that stay hidden.

[Brainspore]

Autocorrect is a birch.

[MagicFox]

We’ll, well, we’ll
What have we heard?
An Oogy boogussy?
Ooooooh! I’m really scared!
So you’re the one everybody’s been talking about.
Ha ha ha ha!

You’re joking, you’re joking!
I can’t believe my ears!
Would someone shut this fellow up,
Im drowning in my tears!

He’s ancient, he’s ugly,
I don’t know which is worse:
I might just split a seam
If I don’t die laughing first!