Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/08/10/this-drive-through-haunted-hou.html
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My friends and family have wisely decided I’m no longer allowed to do haunted mansions / hay rides due to my reflexive apologizing to the talent.
“blood cannot be completely wiped off”
So true
Ask Lady Macbeth if you ever can wash blood away.
Dangnabbit! I was just thinking about a Lady MacBeth gag, too.
Don’t fret. They’re always be tomorrow…and tomorrow…and tomorrow…
I’m not at all surprised to hear that there are haunted car washes in Ohio and Texas. Depending on the list they both have among the largest number of haunted houses in the country and differentiation is tough. You can only have so many asylums, warehouses, and forests before you are crowded out.
I’ve heard somewhere that bleach can knock a virus on it’s head in minutes, maybe it has some cleaning properties too?
Sadly bleach only works internally
Ahhh yes! I’ve heard that 20% bleach and 80% ethanol used as an enema followed by a wick and a match can drastically reduce a pandemic virus if used on the right patient.
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