I… Uh… I need to… go… to… place
*The sound of rapidly retreating footsteps permeates the space, as our hero high-tails it first to Chipotle, then the pharmacy to pick up a bottle of pepto*
Do people really get burning butts from spicy foods? I have never had this happen… and I eat loads of super spicy hot foods. Yet my people come from a small island known for its fog, rain and boiled bland foodstuffs, I feel like I should have this sensation, at least once?
OK, I have a little personal experiment for you. Do you like jalapeno poppers? I suggest eating about 12 of them, fully stuffed with cheese, baked or fried or whatever, dipped in your favorite sauce. Then wait. You’ll see.
I don’t like them sorry, I don’t like deep fried things so much. Maybe thats it? Not enough grease in my diet?
You can blow with this
or you can blow with that
It happens. Especially the really high scoville stuff. I had a fork-prong-tip of “Cool Million” hotsauce that had a rating of 1,000,000 scoville naturally. Transcendent experience both going in and coming out.
If you don’t love a dancing Walken you’re dead inside.
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